Laughing TO DOOM!

That's what Luke says when you're making him laugh really hard.  If you're tickling him too much he'll say, "You're tickling me TO DOOM!"  And when he's really hungry he'll say, "I"m starving TO DOOM!"  I'm not sure where it came from but it's definitely a thing for him now.

Mail's here!

"(The hat) keeps my head muscles from popping out."
The scarf is to fight bad guys.

Yesterday Luke made up a game that was a combination of Pokemon, Sleeping Queens, and
Cover Your Assets.  I still don't know exactly how to play, but Luke gets it, and confidently added
a second deck of cards (the yellow math facts cards he's holding) as the gold that each team is
trying to protect.  I'm sure he'd be happy to play it with you any time.

(when I returned home from a trip)
Me: Was it weird when I was gone?
Luke: No.  It was extremely funny!

Luke: Mom, that chicken smells terrible. (It was tuna salad.)

Luke: Is eating with your mouth open against the law?
Me: No.
Luke: Phew. (sigh of relief) Cause I'm doing it right now.

Luke's favorite animals:
A bull, a hawk, and a wolf, a gila monster, a dog, and a poisonous snake.

(While walking into Cat's school to pay a fee, and after explaining to Luke what fees are)
Luke: You know how I'm a teenager?
Mom: You're a teenager?
Luke: In my imagination. Goes on to explain how he will get lots of money when people pay him fees...

Luke: My dad is one hundred three housand and one billion in my imagination and I'm just 12.