The Adventures of Cat & Jack: From Us to You

Quotable Cat

"Mom, can you find me on Facebook?" (Jan. 2012)
"This is my sister, Elizabeth. You can call her Eliza, Liza, or Wiza." (Fall 2011)
(To Ben, while he was teaching FHE about Faith) "I have faith that you will die happily." (10/10/11)
"Mommy, were you alive with Johnny Appleseed?" (10/4/11)
"I'm wearing a blue bow, so I need red shoes." (5/13/11)
"When Sutton does this (bows), I do this (curtsies). Because we feel like we're in love." (4/27/11)
"Does Santa come to Utah?" (4/1/11)
"What language do they speak in Utah?" (3/18/11)
"If I had kids and they asked me to go to cheerleading, I would let them." (3/7/11)
"There are things that are more important than money. God. Family. Our house. Clothes." (1/16/11)

(When I asked him what we should have for dinner this week) "Chicken. And cheese. Aaaand rice. Aaaand cupcakes." (4/16/12)
"Daddy, I want to be brown like Diego." (2/22/12)
Jack: "I hate this thing!" Mom: "You shouldn't say hate. It's not nice." Jack: "But I hate this stupid thing!" (Feb. 2012)
"Mommy, guess what? I burped and we laughed." (1/1/12)
(To Mommy, as she was dressed and ready to go to church) "You look like a vampire." (12/18/11)
"I want some candy. But it will make ME feel better." (12/16/11)
(After hearing a conversation about the pizza we're making for dinner) "I don't wike elfewent food. It's yucky." (11/19/11)
(At 10am) "Can I have chips for dinner?" (10/22/11)
(While riding in the car with the windows down) "Wook! My head's bwowing." (10/21/11)
"Kangawoos like to jump over the moon." (10/11/11)

"Why does everyone scream when I try to chew them?" (1/6/11)
"Teeth are great for whittling. Who needs a pocket knife?" (12/12/10)
"Jack steps on me every chance he gets. What am I, invisible? Or do I just look like a stepping stone?" (10/27/10)
"How come every time I fall asleep in my car seat, Mom moves me and wakes me up?" (8/23/10)
"Why is it so fun to yell and scream and run all over the house? Cat and Jack sure seem to enjoy it." (7/18/10)
"I like wearing dresses. I can put them in my mouth and they soak up slobber really well." (7/11/10)