Luke Makes Me Laugh

I found Luke sleeping like this the night we got out our Christmas decorations.

"Mom, the large pizza is only $7.99. WHY ARE YOU WASTING THESE OPPORTUNITIES?!?"

I found Luke sleeping like THIS while he was sleeping on the couch in Andy's
playroom.  He'd brought Squirt, his stuffed squid, and it looked like Squirt was trying to eat him.

On a recent Sunday morning, Luke wanted to work on the 3D puzzle with Ben.

It started out as expected, but quickly shifted...

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This year the kids each chose an ugly Christmas sweater.
Luke's wins.  And he was SO EXCITED!

Luke LOVES this llama hat Aunt Suz got him in Peru.
And I love that it makes it easy for me to spot him
when I'm picking him up from school.

More Luke Quips:

"Hey Google, how buff will you get if you eat veggies?"

In response to Suz asking for things we want to know about living in a camper: "In Ms. Frizzle's words, if you keep asking questions, you'll keep getting answers."

When I was making an comically exagerated angry face in order to prove a point: "You look like Batman that's retarded." (forgive the political incorrectness - I didn't teach him that)

"Cats are so funny.  They're the comedians in my life."

"My eyesight is fine. If it was any better, I'd be amazed."

"Liiii-za! We have yummy deliciousness!" (referring to the Waffle House food Ben was cooking)

"A Tesla and a Lamborghini are technically the same thing."

Older Quips I Never Included on the Blog:

"Mom, what you're doing right now is just ruining my life." (because Jack would bother him at night while I went to NYC for 3 nights) 9/7/19

"My brain is full. It's popping out of my ears." 10/1/19

"I'm allergic to letters." 10/2/19